There are many mysteries in this country of ours, why does no one own a washing machine in Eastenders?, why does Emile Heskey continue to be picked for England? and why does that waste of Oxygen Katie Price continue to be given Tv time? The biggest mystery of all though is who would win in an arm wrestle Sylvester Stallone or Arnold Swartzenegger, post govenor of California of course, I mean I dont think he gets much training in these days dealing with all that political stuff and all. When they were both in their prime thats what I mean. Its just something that popped into my head whilst I was trraining my shapely guns in the gym today, I know what your thinking he calls them guns, oh yes, oh yes I do.
Dont worry I dont always think about random things like that all the time, just some of the time, beats watching Jeremy Kyle, bloody bunch of scummers. Im not mental either I dont have the voices talking to me, although I think that is quite common in Norfolk.
I myself think Sly could take Arnie, in a ruck aswell as an Arm wrestle, then again if Arnie did lose seeing he is the governor of the great state of California he could always make Sly do litter picks on the beaches of Malibu. I'll let you lot decide on the days big debate and you could stretch it further, could Bruce Lee take them both, Segal, Van Damme, or could Dot Cotton from Eastenders take them all, obviously when she aint doing everyone's bloody washing.
That should be the next big storyline on Enders, a van pulls up and taken out of the van is a new Hotpoint washing machine, da da da dadadadada.
Not a very eventful day today, my little boy had a day at Nursery today, he obviously already runs the place and he is only 5 months, day off tomorrow so some quality man time with my boy, maybe watch an Arsenal dvd or watch Anchorman or Dodgeball.
I think thats all for tonight so as Nick Ross always use to say on Crimewatch, take care dont have Nightmares
Later Matthias.