Hello all, coming to you live from my couch whilst supping on tea and having mint tic tacs, what a combo!!!!!!!!
So been a week or so and im sure you've missed my ramblings of general shit, the wife keeps on threatening to show this blog to my mum as she gets mentioned a fair bit, if you have a judgemental Irish mother you will understand why I dont want that hassle, then again I aint worried as 1. Hello Mum love ya, (that will keep the Irish firecracker happy) and 2. She could'nt work the internet if Steven Hawking gave her a 1-1 lesson, then again i'm not sure I could understand with the whole robo electric voice thing ( sorry Steven).
Anyways so you all see me on the weakest link, and if you did how you like the Pec dance in my defence I didnt wear the top I wanted and the camera should have come in closer, the amount of stick Ive recieved for my performance has been funny but there you go. Dont know what to say about a certain person who presents it other thatn she reminds me of an angry, sarcastic ginger midget. All I can say is it was a very very weird experience, but now Ive had my 15 mins I want more.
Hope all of you had a good Easter and got very sick on all those chocolate eggs, then again im sure there are some of you that should of not been eating the eggs, you know who you are tubby aka Mr Fichardo, only joking Cherry you know I mean Johnny, oh and the Diabetics out there, no Eggs for you, dont want no Hypo's.
I will leave you with one question and some advice
Which is more irritating the Go compare or the We but any car adverts???
And the advice
Cats spread gossip- Do not allow them into the room when discussing family affairs.
Tomorrow advice on how to live with a woman or if your a mormon, women
Till then, take care, dont have nightmares
Matt
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