Mums who like a rant

Hello all,
Just got off the phone to mama casson, and god why did I phone. We have all been there, we are sitting there in front of the Tv on a crap Wednesday night, not that I have personally anything against Wednesdays, but god there is some shite on the box on a Wednesday, then you think Im going to get one over on my siblings and become number one child, although I already am I feel and phone Mum and Dad and say hi how are you?, what you been up to? Then you wish you hadn't. You see my Mum is lovely, I love her to bits let me make that clear but my god, when she gets a bee in her bonnet she releases the whole hive.
My brother has recently set her up on the internet and everything he showed her has been remembered, stored, used regularly.....Has it hell, mum type in this address, whos address, no type in this address mum, now enter, what type enter,no mum, god let me do for fuck sake what is it with old people and technology. Oh and by the way she calls it googaly and yahoooy.
When i phoned her today and dared to ask if she had been on the net, the what, the internet mum, she hadn't been on it since I saw her 2 weeks ago, she had forgotten it all, how convenient, it call it laziness, I dont know the old generation today, they dont know how good they have it.
She told me how she dosn't get free classes, only all the dossers who havn't worked a day in their life get it for free, my god never release her down the dole office, I dont think she would make many friends.
Thats my rant over, a big day for the nation today , yes thats right it was national penis day, well there were a load of dicks gathered in the house of commons for the budget or more commonly know as 'what the hell am I getting out of this you robbing gits day'. Then again if i was a MP I could maybe claim this blog as an expence.
Well not sure what was in the budget today totally, more help for first time buyers, helping the elderly, but what about cheaper Ready Brek and Cadburys cream eggs, I never get anything out the budget. I do hope though that they put up ciggies by £25 per pack, yeah that will teach the lot of ya. I have to say though although Alistar Darling looks like some lab experiment got very very wrong with a mono brow that looks, well just wrong and his boss has about as much charisma as a very badly constructed scarcrow, give me labour over the tories, or should I say the empire, or dark side anyday.
Every time you see a tory speak you just think you.....dick, as for their leader, ive seen less cheese in a edam factory," Mr Cameron can you watch my Gran for me while I pop to the shops". "Yes of course I can my boy"........ Boy comes back after 10 minutes, gran has been put in a home, her house up for sale, all im saying is I dont trust the tories and I want ever vote for the smarmy posh toff gitfaces.
I shall know step off my soap box, apologies if this blog wasnt very funny today or less interesting but I speak for the people and by people I mean me. I have been told by a person that I write drivvle, although they read it and cant wait to read it and technically drivvle is not a word, anyway, until tomorrow
peace out my little amigo's.