Evening all, if your reading this in the gym then morning, now stop fucking reading this and do some training you lazy muppet, but I know you cant tear yourself away.
Anyhow bananaman (yes all one word) visited the gym today, well no not really bananaman just someone with a bananaman t-shirt. I would have known if the real bananaman visited the gym, but I know for a fact that he has not had an induction unlike Batfink and Superted, Superteds friend spotty was refused as he is a dick. Anyway getting away from the point a tad me thinks.
Seeing a t-shirt of the banana eared adonis brought back many childhood memories for me as it was something I watched when I was a kid when it was first on Tv, yes thats right im old school mo foe's, I dont deal with this repeat crap, the younger generation dont know how good tv was, yeah thats right you dont.
I'll pip my rent-a-ghost against your Sarah Jane Adventures, your Ben10 dont match my He-man and the masters of the universe, I myself have often been likened to He-Man, although my pussy is smaller, yes I mean cat you dirty minded gits. You may notice Im being all care free with my language, but when Mrs C reads this (not my mum, she aint very good doing the internet) the wife that is she will maybe tell me off a little for the swearing, but im a rebel, ooooh yeah. Back to what we were talking about, bananaman or Stevie P or Maverick or Northern secret Newcastle fan reminded me of the best shows I used to watch as a kid, see if you compare? In no particular order.
1. Of course the yellow dildo eared muscle man- Bananaman
2. This is what really made you David Jason - Trap Door
3. Is shirley of Eastenders really Zelda - Terrorhawks
4. Yes it's me- He-man and the master of the universe
5. 5 gits get lost on a rollercoaster - Dungeons and Dragons
6. Freaky looking things - Fraggle rock
7. Not so much a kids show but a freak show - Beauty and the beast
8. Who can forget those AWOL MANIACS - The A Team
9. A kiddies favourite, but the crapest special effects ever - Button Moon
10. Everyone wanted this car -Knightrider, Airwolf was also a favourite
11. Thundercats
I could go on and on and on and on, you get it, it has just made me feel really old, but also appreciate that Tv that was made in the 1980's, oooooh dont forget Chips, with the two overweight bike cops, how did they ever catch a cold let alone criminals, TJ Hooker was the real elite cop, the you had magnum no not the ice cream you greedy git, anyway 80's tv was much better back when I was growing upi, bring back the 80's.
Anywazy peace out my fun loving criminals
Matt
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