Well hello all,
Yes it's me and I shall not be silenced, no one is actually trying to silence me like the F.B.I or MI5 or even MFI, although MFI couldnt silence me as they are no longer in business and plus they are a DIY company. Ok im drifting just slightly from the point now, the point is im back and I know you've missed me like a rabbit misses it's burrow, like tottenham hotspur miss being a big club, like a hooker misses her first kiss.
So how have you all been, I am terrific, for you that dont know I am going to be a daddy, as well as being excited about it I am also a bit nervous, I am sure that is the same for all first time dads. One of the main discussion points at the moment has of course been names, if it's a girl, it's sorted, we already have a name picked. If it's a boy then thats another story. The agreement was that if it was a boy I would pick the name. Do you think it has ended up like that, like feck it has. Connor........No, Callum..........No, Brennan.........No sounds too much like a surname apparently. All my Arsenal names were rejected, I personally believe Kolo is a great name for a child, although I would settle for Dennis or Brady.
Today I had a day off and the weather was gorgeous, I went to a local golf course and hit the driving range, I've only played golf twice since I moved to Norfolk so it was good to hit a ball again, someone even commented that I had a good swing, or was it do I swing??? Anyway was a good day for it. Then I used the club gym, sauna and pool, because I work in a gym it is nice every now and again to use a gym where no body knows you. The sauna was hot ,hot, hot, I sweated more than a donkey on heat.
Tomorrow I work all day, but evening time it's quiz night down the Angel, me and the missus local, I spoke to my Mum earlier and asked if she and my Dad and my brother David who is coming up from London today wanted to come. The answer was of course no, Saturday evening is ex services club. You know the places where they play the bingo at 7, followed by cabaret with Jimmy Starr a 54 year old ex blue coat from Halifax. Just looking at the wallpaper will get you pissed, and if you aint a local god help you. Remember that scene in American Warewolf in London at the beginning when the two lads walk in to that Yorkshire pub and the music stops. That is what David will have tomorrow night when he walks in and he will have to do some strange initiation envolving a sheep and a turnip to gain access. Oh the fun we have up here in old Norfolk. As for the quiz, if we lose I will sulk, I do not like losing, losing is for well losers. As Ricky Bobby would say, if you aint first you're last!
Right if anyone has any good names please share, and as im working 10 hours tomorrow, sod ya all I hope it rains, hahaha, no seriously I hope it does.
Take care all, you're messiah is back
Till next time, wet you're pants with anticipation
Matt