Evening all, I trust everyone had a good weekend, whether it was chilling out in front of the Tv watching the latest Saturday installment of Casualty or getting into a scuffle and finishing the night in Casualty, whatever you did I hope you enjoyed yourselves. On Sunday I mowed our lawn and it's looking all summery, that is until it pisses down in a few days and starts to look gloomy again.
As you know I run a gym in Norfolk, Dereham to be precise (it's not my gym, although that is one of my dreams) the other dreams are too rude to mention, haha, lame I know, the joke that was. Anyway today I was asked a few questions that got me thinking about some of the weird things I get asked in the Gym and everyday life. Feel free to share the questions you get asked in everyday life, feel free to post.

1. Will my willy shrink if I work out too much (this really was a serious question)
2. If I watch the TV and run at the same time will I burn more calories???? Ummmmmm
3. Am I allowed to wear no shoes or socks in the weight area
4. Will I work my chest doing the lower back machine
5. Do you sell steroids??? What the f***k, you tit
6. Are you on steroids??? This question was from the same 6 stone twat
7. Im allergic to Tv can you turn them off when I train, and no he did'nt just not like TV he was allergic to it, again ummmmmmm.
8. If I only eat 3 takeaways a week will I carry on gaining weight, well they did drop down from 5 a week

Im sure if I really thought about it I could think of so many more questions that have been asked of me, anyway time to go and as Frankie says RELAX, so cheerio and put down that donought you lazy git
Matt.